Friday, April 11, 2008

Girl orders sherbert, ends up with furniture.

Great story here about a streetwise youngster who was trying to order a sherbert dab to take her from London to Bristol.

She referred to the vehicle as a "Joe Baxi", which confused the directory company taking her call. The would-be passenger then clarified everything by saying she wanted a "cab innit". As a result, she was put through to a furniture supplier who said the cheapest one available was £180. It was duly delivered the next morning.

Excuse me while I go and drill a hole in the back of my head with a Black & Decker.

"Where to darlin'? Bristol? That'll cost yer. And I ain't got no room for that bleeding chest of drawers."

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