Casualty 1909 is an interesting idea. But there must surely be more mileage in this particular medical TV franchise. I'm thinking Casualty 1609 , perhaps. "Fear not, for our physic works! The yellow bile is much decreased." "Ok, I'll let Charlie know before he finishes his shift..."
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