Kirk: ‘Spock… there…must be…a…scientific explanation!’ Spock: ‘I confess, Captain, that on this occasion, I am at a loss to explain the phenomenon.’ Kirk: ‘It’s a dress, which I can see is quite clearly white and gold. And yet...’ Spock: ‘…and yet, the sensors say that is blue and black. It defies logic. Like you, I see only white and gold.’ Uhura: ‘Captain?’ Kirk: ‘Yes, Lieutenant?’ Uhuru: ‘I see blue and black. And there are people on Tumblr saying that I should try it on!’ Spock: ‘WTF?’
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