I really can't imagine what was going through the sub-editor's mind when he penned the picture caption to this story in my local paper. As my old friend Russ would say, they're cracking jokes just for the halibut.
Brinsworth House - a home for elderly luvvies - must be a truly fascinating place. I have images of the late 'Fluff' Freeman sharing a drop of rum with Captain Birdseye over a plate of his finest fish fingers. Nothing but the best for the Captain's table.