Stuck for something to watch on the telly? Why not try the Five Life Channel, now rebranded as the 'smarter, darker, sexier' Fiver?
To celebrate its launch, we're being treated to a show called Celebrity Rehab. The trailer features some middle-aged gentleman talking incoherently to a group of young girls.
"Bl***y hell" reads the on-screen caption. "Hold on. Isn't that the bloke who used to be in Grease?"
You can just sense this is going to be a treat, can't you?