SRO Audiences write to me with details of a new series from Warp Films for MTV. The programme makers are looking for extras and I feel this could be the big break I've been waiting for.
There are two options. I can go to a location in Shoreditch and become a dancer on the floor of a gay nightclub, but there's a requirement for me to be "proper buff". Alternatively, I can schlep out to E9 and cheer on protagonists in a basement fight club.
The email says that I'm not allowed to get involved in any fighting myself, but there's no objection to my making friends at the gay event.