Unfortunately the online News of the World doesn't repeat the subhead in full, so I can't quote it verbatim, but today's paper tickled me with its story about Gary Lineker and his 23-year-old girlfriend.
The headline read:
FANCY A CRISPY DUCK?
The subhead said something like:
What Gary said to saucy blonde (and he WASN'T talking about a Chinese).
Another nice touch came in their follow-up to the story about the ladies from Plymouth who had forced two toddlers to fight on film. They are apparently known as "Nappy Slappers".