I knew I'd find it somewhere

Washed and Ready to Eat's Phil Woodford with UK premier Gordon Brown, sometime in the mid 1990s. "In about twelve years, you'll be the Prime Minister," I said, with remarkable foresight. Or something like that. My memory's a bit hazy on the detail, but I'm sure we had a good chinwag.

Clearing out the garage at Woodford Towers in advance of our impending move, I found a long-lost picture of a youthful Phil with none other than Gordon Brown. That is not me with a mullet. It's a shadow, as the picture was taken against a white backdrop. If you look carefully, it's the same with Gordon.