You know that Aussie guy who got zapped by a stingray?
I can't help thinking that we share some kind of risk-taking gene.
He wrestled with reptiles.
I bought a different flavour of Actimel for the kids today in the supermarket, knowing full well that it was going to cause ructions.
My mate Ropey says that stingrays can grow to be 13ft long. Now, I know it's easy to be wise after the event, but my suggestion is you just don't mess with a fish the size of a car.
Incidentally, did you see the footage of the antipodean adventurer dangling his baby in front of of a croc? It made Michael Jackson look normal. And that's saying something.