A local estate agent is offering a crate if wine to anyone who puts their house on the market during the Yuletide festivities. You can just imagine those conversations, can't you?
'We need another load of booze for the party, love. I'm just nipping down the offy.'
'Wait a second, sweetheart. It says here we can get a crate of plonk for free. We only need to sell our house.'
'Hey, that sounds too good to be true. Let me have a look...'