Forget the D-Day landings. Think moon landings instead. One of the bizarre findings of a recent survey by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment and the Royal Astronomical Society is that a third of primary school children believe Sir Winston Churchill to have been the first man on the moon.
How stupid can you get? Everybody knows that he never even went into orbit. It was all shot at a top-secret movie lot in Hollywood.
As for Neil Armstrong, I think we can honestly say the world has never seen better jazz trumpeter.