There's a funny Sub Post Office near where I live that sells a lot of strange stuff. You know those places that are more than just newsagents because they've got the post office bit too? It seems to give them a licence to fill their shelves with all kinds of weird goods.
Example 1: A cork screw
Example 2: A pack with paperwork that allows you to sign over power of attorney to someone.
Example 3: A cowboy six-shooter gun of the kind that I would have had when I was a boy.
Scenario: You persuade someone to sign over power of attorney to you and celebrate by firing your gun in the air as you swig a bottle of vino.
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