Someone on Facebook was telling me the other day that it costs £1,000 a week to keep someone in prison in the UK.
It struck me that this is a very similar price to the bills often levied by some of the smarter residential nursing homes. Come to think of it, you'd probably pay the same amount for a hotel too.
A grand is the going rate, wherever you want to stay.
Travelling salesman? Confused nonagenerian? Mass murderer? One large please.