Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Elevator pitch

Ground floor, perfumery, stationery and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food... going up

You know you've made it when you have a lift built into your semi-detached house. Mrs W wonders what would happen if you got stuck between floors. Doesn't bear thinking about really.

I'm not convinced it's an elevator at all. I think it's a shower. And if you can still shower together in your twilight years, it's really quite touching. Obviously, once you reach a certain age, you don't take your clothes off.

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