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This pooch knows exactly what he wants in the new year: a life free of worm infestation. Only Drontal - Britain's No. 1 wormer - can deliver the required results.

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  1. Ma FB has a doggy wog like this. I'm not sure if she'll have worms in 2008 though.

    BTW Phyllis, have you seen the 'Free iTunes when you top up your Oyster' ads? Whitney Euston, Eric Clapham and Lily Balham to name but a few.

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