Generously filled with succulent chunks of British chicken and asparagus in a rich creamy Champagne sauce, finished with a butter enriched shortcrust pastry.
Ok, so I gave ChatGPT the following scenario: "Imagine a theatrical script for a situation comedy set in a hotel in Torquay, England. The proprietor is called Basil, an eccentric man who believes the calibre of guests to be low. His wife, Sybil, is often frustrated by Basil's incompetence. They employ a Spanish waiter called Manuel, who struggles to understand English. Basil suspects that two guests, who claim to be married, may be lying." Here's what our favourite AI came up with: Scene: The hotel lobby in Torquay, England. Basil is standing behind the reception desk, looking at a piece of paper. Sybil is standing next to him, looking annoyed. Manuel is hovering nearby, trying to look busy. Basil: (to Sybil) I don't know why we get such low-calibre guests at this hotel. Look at these two - Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They claim to be married, but I suspect they might be lying. Sybil: (sighing) Basil, it's not our job to judge the marital status of our guests. Just m...
Phil
ReplyDeleteI bet you were gratified to know your chicken and asparagus pie was "limited edition" - did they make you perform some sort of test before you bought it, or did you have to enter a competition to win it? Was it a numbered edition, just to reassure you of its exclusivity, like all those plates at Franklin Mint?
As you munched down on that rich creamy champagne sauce, I bet you enjoyed it all the more knowing this sort of quality cuisine wasn't being noshed down by any old plebs.
Hoffy