One has stuck a letter through the door at Woodford Towers with the message that they are valuing in my street this week.
My God! They're actually in MY road. This week! I'd better act while the iron's hot.
You know how it is with estate agents. They're a bit like Google Street View. Once they've done your area, they won't come back for two or three years.
'I was hoping you might be able to value my house.'
'Nah, sorry, mate. We did your street three weeks ago. Didn't you get our letter?'
I think they need to be more precise. When exactly are they in the street? During office hours? 24/7 for the duration of the week? Or are they like Mr Softee, playing a tune and parking up for a couple of minutes at the end of the road?