A glossy magazine has arrived on the doorstep of Woodford Towers. Strangely, it's not the one that appears every month with ads for all the private prep schools and multi-million pound properties. This one is produced by Mabel Gray on behalf of a company called Jack Brunsdon & Son, which has been installing windows and doors for half a century.
As you can imagine, the editors confirm that it has been 'fun bringing this magazine together' and a quick glance at the contents page explains why.
Page 10: 'We replaced our PVC windows with timber ones...'
Page 13: Which paint finish will you choose?
Page 14: Focus on the new greys - today's popular shades
It's clear that I need to set a weekend aside for this. I'll file it between GQ and Take a Break.