My dad was on a bus recently and some young guy started getting jumpy when a daddy longlegs made an appearance. The nervous youth said that the creature was freaking him out, as it skedaddled its way down the vehicle.
The insect passed my old man and he swatted at it. He didn't actually hit it, but it still seemed to come to some kind of halt.
The youngster was elated. "You've done it," he said. "Murder one."