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I've heard of shampoo and conditioner...

...but the idea of combined shampoo and shower gel is an invention of budget hotels. It doesn't exist in the supermarket. Or in any place with more than three stars on the front door.

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  1. Anonymous4:22 PM

    As seen in "Best" Westerns like the one I was in last month, and for many years at Accor chain hotels like Hotel Ibis.

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  2. Phil Woodford4:13 PM

    I only once stayed in an Ibis. I told the person who booked it that it was a once-in-a-lifetime experience I didn't expect to be repeated.

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