...but the idea of combined shampoo and shower gel is an invention of budget hotels. It doesn't exist in the supermarket. Or in any place with more than three stars on the front door.
Ok, so I gave ChatGPT the following scenario: "Imagine a theatrical script for a situation comedy set in a hotel in Torquay, England. The proprietor is called Basil, an eccentric man who believes the calibre of guests to be low. His wife, Sybil, is often frustrated by Basil's incompetence. They employ a Spanish waiter called Manuel, who struggles to understand English. Basil suspects that two guests, who claim to be married, may be lying." Here's what our favourite AI came up with: Scene: The hotel lobby in Torquay, England. Basil is standing behind the reception desk, looking at a piece of paper. Sybil is standing next to him, looking annoyed. Manuel is hovering nearby, trying to look busy. Basil: (to Sybil) I don't know why we get such low-calibre guests at this hotel. Look at these two - Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They claim to be married, but I suspect they might be lying. Sybil: (sighing) Basil, it's not our job to judge the marital status of our guests. Just m...
As seen in "Best" Westerns like the one I was in last month, and for many years at Accor chain hotels like Hotel Ibis.
ReplyDeleteI only once stayed in an Ibis. I told the person who booked it that it was a once-in-a-lifetime experience I didn't expect to be repeated.
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