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Go on... treat him this Christmas

Stuck for an original gift this festive season? Look no further than the originally named Original Gift Company.

I chanced upon one of their catalogues on a south London commuter train and wanted to give WARTE readers a sense of the sheer breadth of Yuletide surprises on offer.

Unsure what to give your hubby or boyfriend? No need to throw in the towel. This all-in-one kilt set will keep him dry after he's been skinny-dipping in the local loch.

What goes around comes around. So there's no question he deserves this motorised tie rack.

You won't only have a red nose when you pass on this fabulous, Santa-inspired bottle holder. You'll have a red face too.

Bandits at 2 o'clock high. But can we shoot our way out of the goldfish bowl?

Get a grip with these inventive and practical... err... on second thoughts, just get a grip.

He'll have a face like thunder when you present him with this piece of meteorological kitsch.

Don't forget the decorations: collapsible tree is handy for room with low ceiling height.

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