Loving the ad from EuroMare Forwarding Ltd in The Guardian's special pullout on Greece today. The company provides what it describes as a 'containerised and intermodal transport service' and dramatises this exciting proposition with a number of starbursts and speech bubbles.
"Greek Lemon Juice for your Barbeque"
Yes we can deliver it with Efficiency
"Greek Canned Peach for your desert (sic)"
Yes we can deliver it with maximum safety
"Mediterannean (sic) Cuisine orginating from Greece"
No Problem! will be on time to your plate!
My message to the Thessaloniki-based business is "English Speaker for your advertisement". And best of luck in delivering those peaches safely to the desert.