Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Things I’ve noticed since I started wearing glasses for reading...

1)      Women don’t make passes at me. No change there.
2)      Every time I drink a cup of tea, the specs steam up.
3)      Once you’ve put them on, you wonder how the hell you were managing without them before.
4)      Everybody else on the landing has started to call me Professor and is asking me to write letters to the Parole Board for them.