"Pip rolls up at the ho Haver-sham's crib..." Dr Sparky Sweets interprets another piece of classic literature for a modern audience. Frustrated by the fog that surrounds much intellectual discourse, this US academic has hit upon a novel way of reinventing classic literature. His 'thug notes' are a genre all of their own. Everyone from Shakespeare to Harper Lee is given the treatment at http://www.thug-notes.com/
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