On a packet of Quorn: 'Pieces can be cooked straight from frozen - good to know for when the kids bring home unexpected friends for tea!' Who might these unexpected friends be, I wonder? Children from a circus troupe which happens to be passing through town, perhaps? 'Yes darling, I have plenty of Quorn. Are your strange new friends vegetarian?'
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